MAUI FRESH

Maui ops – The Bigfoot Sighting and Reporting Center of Hawaii’s catalog of  possible Bigfoot edibles. Banana – Bigfoot irresistible.

“It’s not what you expect to see,” said one Maui resident to TBSRCH. A glimpse of a huge furry creature with an armful of mangos, just may be a little frightening.

Calamansi – a tart little fruit. A Bigfoot favorite?

Macadamia nuts are high on the list of things to eat for a furry monster. The Macadamia nut shell is one of toughest, but apparently no match for Bigfoot. Harvesters find piles of cracked shells in the groves and cannot imagine how much effort it takes to break them open.

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